Funny Jokes

4.29.2005

*Theology--By Children *


*1. Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and
Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Amanda *

*2. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for
was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Joyce *

*3. Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy for people
to come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot. ** Janet *

*4. God, I read the bible. What does beget mean? Nobody will tell
me. Love Alison*

*5. Dear God, how did you know you were God? Who told you?
Charlene *

*6. Dear God, is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses
his golf words in the house? Anita *

*7. Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all of
everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people
in our family and I can never do it. Nancy *

*8. Dear God, I like the story about Noah the best of all of
them. You really made up some good ones. I like walking on water,
too. Glenn *

*9. Dear God, my Grandpa says you were around when he was a
little boy. How far back do you go? Love Dennis *

*10. Dear God, do you draw the lines around the countries? If you
don't who does? Nathan *

*11. Dear God, did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it
an accident? Norma *

*12. Dear God, in bible times, did they really talk that fancy? **
Jennifer *

*13. Dear God, how come you did all those miracles in the old days
and don't do any now? Billy *

*14. Dear God, please send Dennis Clark to a different **
summer camp this year. Peter *

*15. Dear God, maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much
if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my
brother. Larry *

*16. Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet.
What's up? Don't forget. Mark *

*17. Dear God, my brother told me about how you are born but it just
doesn't sound right. What do you say? ** Marsha *

*18. Dear God, if you watch in church on Sunday I will show you my
new shoes. Barbara *

*19. Dear God, Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just
know him through the business? Donny *

*20. Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God than
you. Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just saying that
because you are already God. Charles*

*21. Dear God, it is great the way you always get the stars in the
right place. Why can't you do that with the moon? ** Jeff*

*22. Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really! Frank *

*23. Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple
until I saw the sunset you made Tuesday night. That was
really cool. Thomas *


SMS.ac related information
SMS.ac News
sms.ac news
SMS.ac Jobs
sms.ac careers
SMS.ac Corporate
SMS.ac
sms.ac
SMS.ac
SMS.ac Working to Create Mobile-Based Tsunami, Earthquake and Emergency Warning System
SMS.ac
Funny Quotes
Bible Study Online
Health Wellness Fitness
chicken recipes
Recipes
Love Quotes
Chicken Recipes
Funny Quotes
Bible Quotes
Movie Quotes
Healthy Smoking
Famous Quotes
Beef Recipes
SMS.ac
SMS.ac
SMS.ac
sms.ac
sms.ac
SMS.ac
sms.ac
sms.ac
sms.ac
sms.ac
SMS.ac
sms.ac
sms.ac
SMS.ac CEO Predicts Mobile Data Market Will Exceed $200 Billion by 2010
sms.ac
sms.ac
sms.ac
sms.ac
SMS.ac
sms.ac
SMS.ac
SMS.ac and Wireless Wonk Survey Probes TV Services Coming to Mobile Phones
SMS.ac
SMS.ac Deal With Sprint Gives Cupid Wireless Wings For Valentine's Day
Wireless World Forum SMS.AC Profile
SMS.ac
SMS.ac Japanese home page
SMS.ac
SMS.AC Report News and Other Updates
SMS.AC
SMS.ac Help
SMS.ac
SMS.ac: Help FAQ
SMS.ac
SMS.AC - ABC News: Cell Phones Become Virtual Matchmakers
SMS.ac
SMS.ac Conferences
PCWorld.com - Plugged In: Cheap, Incredibly Fast Net Access San Diego-based SMS.ac which boasts 10 million-plus members in some 200 countries--has more than 100,000 user-created clubs.
Fast Companies Database: sms.ac

Famous Quotes Casserole Recipes Halloween Recipes Recipe

Christmas Funny Jokes Famous Quotes

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home

Famous Quotes Casserole Recipes Halloween Recipes Recipe