[ funny jokes ] Computer Funnies

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1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.

2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.

3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.

4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk.

5. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.

6. FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.

7. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.

8. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.

9. WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.

10. SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.

11. BYTE: Whut them dang flys do.

12. CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.

13. MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.

14. MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields.

15. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.

16. KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys.

17. SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs.

18. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.

19. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.

20. PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine.
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Bill Austin
http://www.azhttp.com/
http://quotations.home.att.net/

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