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 An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work

on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating

lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get

corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump

off this building."

 

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If

I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

 

The blonde opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a

bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

 

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and

cabbage and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a

burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the

bologna and jumped to his death as well.

 

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd

known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never

would have given it to him again!"

 

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos

or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

 

(Oh this is GOOD!!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde guy's wife. The blonde's wife

 

said,  "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."

 

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