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"There are only two things a child will share willingly --
communicable diseases and his mother's age."

"I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarian and we're
skeptical." (Charles Schultz)

"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a
question of finding a sickness you like." (Jackie Mason)

"Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than
dolphins because he had achieved so much -- the wheel, New
York, wars, and so on -- whilst all the dolphins had ever
done was muck about in the water having a good time. But
conversely, the dolphins believed themselves to be more
intelligent than man for precisely the same reasons."
(Douglas Adams)

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and
father." (Greg Norman)

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the
driver." (Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman)

"Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is
comfortable."

"If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a
thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag."

 

 

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