[ funny jokes ] Grace Allen One Liners

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Appliance salesman:  You'll like this range. For instance, you
put in a roast, you set the oven control, then you go out all
day. When you come home at night, the roast is done.
Gracie:  Haven't you got one where I don't have to go out?

My sister had a baby. I can't wait to find out if I'm an aunt
or an uncle.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school, I was
so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a
year and a half.

In the next life, I'd like to come back as an oyster. Then
I'd only have to be good from September to April.

George:  Gracie, what do you think of television?
Gracie:  Oh I think it's wonderful, I hardly ever watch
radio anymore.

 

 

 

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