[ funny jokes ] A visit to the asylum

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A visit to the asylum...
 
  During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director,
"What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?"
 
  "Well," said the Director,  "we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon,
a teacup, and a bucket to  the patient and ask the patient to empty the
  bathtub."
 
  1. Would you use the spoon?
 
  2. Would you use the teacup?
 
  3. Would you use the bucket?
 
  "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would
choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon or the teacup."
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  "Noooooo," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug."

 

 

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