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Everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise. God appeared
and said: "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were
true heads of their household and the other line for the men who were
dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St.Peter."
Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men. The line of the
men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line
of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.
God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be the
head of your household. You have been disobedient and not fulfilled your
purpose. I told you to be the spiritual leader in your family. Of all of you
only one obeyed. Learn from him. Tell them, my son, how did you manage to
be the only one in this line?"
The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
and said: "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were
true heads of their household and the other line for the men who were
dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St.Peter."
Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men. The line of the
men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line
of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.
God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be the
head of your household. You have been disobedient and not fulfilled your
purpose. I told you to be the spiritual leader in your family. Of all of you
only one obeyed. Learn from him. Tell them, my son, how did you manage to
be the only one in this line?"
The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
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