[ funny jokes ] 12 Reasons to be thankful you burned the turkey

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1. Salmonella won't be a concern.

2. Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened.

3. Uninvited guests will think twice next year.

4. Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain
newfound appreciation.

5. Pets won't bother to pester you for scraps.

6. No one will overeat.

7. The smoke alarm was due for a test.

8. Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular
workout.

9. You'll get to the desserts even quicker.

10. After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the yard and
play football.

11. The less turkey Uncle You-Know-Who eats, the less likely
he will be to walk around with his pants unbuttoned.

12. You won't have to face three weeks of turkey sandwiches.

 

Seriously, we have a great deal to be thankful for in this country!

Count your blessings!

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