[ funny jokes ] Jiminy Cricket Christmas
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Scrooge was sitting in his office the week before Christmas. He was
counting his money, making sure he had made enough profit for the year.
Suddenly, he became aware of an irritating noise. He could not
concentrate on anything else. He realized the sound was coming from under
his desk. Looking under the desk, he was surprised to see Jiminy Cricket,
playing a tune. He crouched down, and said "Jiminy, What are you doing?"
"I'm singing you a Christmas carol," Jiminy replied, "but I've forgotten
the words, so I'm just humming it instead." "That's not all," said
Scrooge. "You're only playing the first bar, over and over again."
"Well," says Jiminy, "I guess that makes me a bar hum bug."
counting his money, making sure he had made enough profit for the year.
Suddenly, he became aware of an irritating noise. He could not
concentrate on anything else. He realized the sound was coming from under
his desk. Looking under the desk, he was surprised to see Jiminy Cricket,
playing a tune. He crouched down, and said "Jiminy, What are you doing?"
"I'm singing you a Christmas carol," Jiminy replied, "but I've forgotten
the words, so I'm just humming it instead." "That's not all," said
Scrooge. "You're only playing the first bar, over and over again."
"Well," says Jiminy, "I guess that makes me a bar hum bug."
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