Funny Jokes - HURRICANE JOKES - Hurricane Tips

Funny Jokes - HURRICANE JOKES - Hurricane Tips

HURRICANE TIPS:

Things to remember about hurricanes:

The best way to survive a hurricane is to plan ahead. When it hits, plan to have your head somewhere else.

Remember, it is usually much more difficult to buy flood insurance during a hurricane.

A hurricane watch means there is a threat of hurricane conditions within 24 to 36 hours. So there is still plenty of time to board up the windows and find your swim fins.

A hurricane warning means, if you hang around, within 24 hours you will have a very bad hair day and a dishpan body.

The good thing about hurricanes is that in the eye of the storm, nobody pays that much attention to your makeup.

Remember to keep fresh batteries in your radio. Though during an actual hurricane, Howard Stern may not be that funny.

You know it's time to evacuate when you notice lawn furniture in the trees.

Be sure to store drinking water in a clean bath tub. To take a bath, just step outside naked for seven seconds.

Always keep a flashlight handy. Nobody wants to drown in the dark.

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