Funny Jokes - Modern Knowledge

Funny Jokes - Modern Knowledge

A man took his wife camping for the first time.

At every opportunity, he passed along outdoor-survival lore.

One day they got lost hiking in the deep woods.

He tried the usual tactics to determine direction -- moss on the trees (there was none), direction of the sun (it was an overcast day), etc., etc.

Just as his wife was beginning to panic, he spotted a small cabin off in the distance. He pulled out his binoculars, studied the cabin, turned and led her right back to their camp.

"That was terrific," she said. "How did you do it?"

"Simple," he replied.

"In this part of the country all the TV satellite dishes point south."

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