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3.26.2005

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Easter definition

Three blondes (natural) died and found themselves standing before St.
Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had
to tell him what Easter was.

The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where
they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."

St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her.

The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate
Jesus' birth and exchange gifts."

St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her.


The third blonde said, she knew what Easter is,
and St. Peter said, "So, tell me."

She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides
with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having
Passover feast with His disciples when he was betrayed
by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans
hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they
buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder ..

St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."

Then the blonde continued, "Now every year the Jews
roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees
his shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball."

St. Peter fainted.


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3.23.2005

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3.21.2005

The 10 If's You Need to Know to Get Along At Work

The 10 If's You Need to Know to Get Along At Work
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1) If it rings, put it on hold.
2) If it clunks, call the repairman.
3) If it whistles, ignore it.
4) If it's a friend, stop work and chat.
5) If it's the Boss, look busy.
6) If it talks, take notes.
7) If it's handwritten, type it.
8) if it's typed, copy it.
9) If it's copied, file it.
10) If it's Friday, FORGET IT!!!
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3.20.2005

Theology--By Children

Theology--By Children


*1. Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and
Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Amanda *

*2. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for
was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Joyce *

*3. Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy for people
to come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot. ** Janet *

*4. God, I read the bible. What does beget mean? Nobody will tell
me. Love Alison*

*5. Dear God, how did you know you were God? Who told you?
Charlene *

*6. Dear God, is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses
his golf words in the house? Anita *

*7. Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all of
everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people
in our family and I can never do it. Nancy *

*8. Dear God, I like the story about Noah the best of all of
them. You really made up some good ones. I like walking on water,
too. Glenn *

*9. Dear God, my Grandpa says you were around when he was a
little boy. How far back do you go? Love Dennis *

*10. Dear God, do you draw the lines around the countries? If you
don't who does? Nathan *

*11. Dear God, did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it
an accident? Norma *

*12. Dear God, in bible times, did they really talk that fancy? **
Jennifer *

*13. Dear God, how come you did all those miracles in the old days
and don't do any now? Billy *

*14. Dear God, please send Dennis Clark to a different **
summer camp this year. Peter *

*15. Dear God, maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much
if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my
brother. Larry *

*16. Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet.
What's up? Don't forget. Mark *

*17. Dear God, my brother told me about how you are born but it just
doesn't sound right. What do you say? ** Marsha *

*18. Dear God, if you watch in church on Sunday I will show you my
new shoes. Barbara *

*19. Dear God, Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just
know him through the business? Donny *

*20. Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God than
you. Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just saying that
because you are already God. Charles*

*21. Dear God, it is great the way you always get the stars in the
right place. Why can't you do that with the moon? ** Jeff*

*22. Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really! Frank *

*23. Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple
until I saw the sunset you made Tuesday night. That was
really cool. Thomas *

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