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4.13.2005

The Spies

The Spies

During the most intensive days of the cold war, the Central
Intelligence Agency undertook a recruitment drive to booster its ranks
and try to rectify the Soviet intelligence advantages.

During the initial interviews, two candidates appeared particularly
promising. Wayne and Amber were a brother and sister team. Although
their fervor and patriotism could not be denied and their aptitude for
spying was peerless, their one flaw was their inability to get along
withe each other. Rarely did a moment go by when they weren't arguing,
bickering or insulting each other.

As unorthodox as this behavior may have been, they were admitted to
the CIA's training program and both excelled in all of their training.
However, throughout their training they were constantly arguing and
screaming at each other.

Their first assignment was to infiltrate a groop of Soviet agents who
were using Washington's nightclubs and restaurants as meeting places to
plan their activities.

Wayne and Amber had to become familiar with the coming and going of
these restaurant patrons.

One night they had to visit five restaurants in a row. In order to
protect their covers, they had to fit in with the restaurant crowd;
that meant drinking and dining as legitimate patrons at these elegant
eating establishments.

As they went from restaurant to restaurant, they argued, bickered and
screamed at each other, all the while eating full meals and drinking
their fill.

Because this was their first assignment, they were observed by a
couple of CIA veterans. The observers were amazed by their huge
appetites but did witness their arguing.

One observer turned to the other and said, "They're dutiful, voracious
spies, but Amber raves at Wayne." (By Ted Brett)



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