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9.17.2005

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9.15.2005

[ funny jokes ] Rattlesnake season



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Felix, my husband, was playing golf with our town's fire
chief when he hit a ball into the rough. As Felix headed for
the brush to find his ball, the chief warned him, "Be
careful; the rattlesnakes are out."

The chief explained that calls had been coming in all week
requesting assistance with removing the snakes.

"You've got to be kidding," Felix replied in astonishment.
"People actually call the fire department to help them with
rattlesnakes? What do you say to them?"

"Well," said the chief, "the first thing I ask is, 'Is it on
fire?'"
 
 
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9.14.2005

[ funny jokes ] Hey Doc...



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A new doctor had arrived in town. He could cure anything and
anybody. Everyone was amazed with what he could do -
everyone except for Mr. Thompson, the town skeptic.

Grumpy old Mr. Thompson went to visit this 'miracle doctor'
to prove that he wasn't anybody special. When it was time
for his appointment he told the doctor, "Hey, doc, I've lost
my sense of taste. I can't taste nothin', so what are ya
goin' to do?"

The doctor scratched his head and mumbled to himself a
little, then told Mr. Thompson, "What you need is jar number
47."

So the doctor brought the jar out, opened it, and told Mr.
Thompson to taste it. He tasted it and immediately spit it
out, "This is gross!" he yelled. "Looks like I just restored
your sense of taste Mr. Thompson," said the doctor. So Mr.
Thompson went home.... very mad.

One month later, Mr. Thompson decides to go back to the
doctor and try once again to expose him as a fake, by
complaining of a new problem. "Doc," he started, "I can't
remember anything!" Thinking he had the doctor stumped now,
he waited as the doctor scratched his head, mumbled to
himself a little, and told Mr. Thompson, "What you need is
jar number 47, it's......"

But before the doctor could finish his sentence, Mr.
Thompson was cured and fled the room!
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9.13.2005

[ funny jokes ] Blonde Football fan



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Just in time for football season... Football finally makes
sense!

A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football
game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied," especially the cute
guys with all the big muscles; but I just couldn't
understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then
for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:

'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'

Helloooo? It's only 25 cents!"
 
 
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SMS.ac - Mobile Company SMS.ac Looking to Hire Up to 100 Employees From Areas Ravaged by Hurricane Katrina

SMS.ac - Mobile Company SMS.ac Looking to Hire Up to 100 Employees From Areas Ravaged by Hurricane Katrina

SMS.ac Providing Hires with Relocation Assistance to San Diego Headquarters


SAN DIEGO, Sept. 13, 2005 -- If an upside can be found to the tragedies that recently befell the Gulf Coast in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, it is that out of loss, there sometimes emerges opportunity. SMS.ac, Inc., the mobile data communications company that is host to the largest community of mobile consumers in the world is coming to Louisiana-to hire, that is. The Company today announced it is focusing recruitment efforts in areas hardest hit by Katrina.

"As a result of the hurricane, there are a lot of displaced and highly qualified professionals that are now available for hire," said Ken Smith, vice president of human capital at SMS.ac. "Primarily, SMS.ac is seeking software engineers, project managers and business development candidates.

"Upon hire, SMS.ac will provide relocation assistance for new additions to the SMS.ac team from that region and we will help them get situated in San Diego," added Smith. "What these individuals have endured is unimaginable for most of us. SMS.ac hopes that it can do its part to put some lives back on track that were derailed by the worst natural disaster the U.S. has ever known."

Of the mostly Louisiana-based organizations that SMS.ac is working with to locate qualified candidates, two are located in New Orleans, the Louisiana Technology Council and the regional chapter of Women in Technology International. Candidates interested in interviewing with SMS.ac for engineering, project management and business development positions should send their resumes and a cover letter to hr@corp.sms.ac. Ken Smith asks that candidates reference "Katrina" in the email subject line, to expedite response time.

Earlier this year, industry standard FierceWireless called SMS.ac one of the top 15 emerging wireless companies in the world, naming the Company to its "Fierce 15" list. And market intelligence firm IDC calls SMS.ac one of the top emerging wireless players to watch in 2005.

To receive SMS.ac press releases via email, register at prsubscribe@corp.sms.ac. You may unsubscribe from this service by sending an email to prunsubscribe@corp.sms.ac.

About SMS.ac

SMS.ac, Inc. is a global leader in mobile data communications. The company's proprietary MMSbox(tm) platform enables the interoperable exchange of mobile multimedia (MMS and SMS) and micro-transaction billing across all mobile standards, protocols and the Internet. A demonstration of the MMSbox platform is available at www.sms.ac

With more than 40 million registered mobile consumers in 180+ countries, and connectivity to more than 400 mobile operators worldwide, SMS.ac is host to the largest community of mobile phone users in the world. Through its global initiatives, SMS.ac is igniting the widespread adoption and use of wireless data. To view the SMS.ac corporate web site, visit www.sms.ac/corporate

CONTACT: SMS.ac:
Greg Wilfahrt
Executive Vice President
(619) 696-7300
prcomm@corp.sms.ac

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9.12.2005

[ funny jokes ] Drivers License picture?



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A traffic cop stopped a woman for a minor traffic violation.
After examining her driver's license in silence for a
moment, he said, "You know something? This is one of the
finest, most realistic pictures I've ever seen. I'm glad to
see you aren't one of those vain women who have their photos
retouched to remove all the lines in their face."

"Sir," she replied icily, "you are looking at my
thumb-print."
 
 
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9.11.2005

[ funny jokes ] Head of Household



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Everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise. God appeared
and said: "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were
true heads of their household and the other line for the men who were
dominated by their women.  I want all the women to report to St.Peter."

Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men. The line of the
men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line
of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be the
head of your household.  You have been disobedient and not fulfilled your
purpose. I told you to be the spiritual leader in your family. Of all of you
only one obeyed. Learn from him. Tell them, my son, how did you manage to
be the only one in this line?"

The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
 
 

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[ funny jokes ] I Pick Up Things



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I Pick Up Things

A teacher ended a lesson on magnets with a quiz. One question read,
"My name starts with 'M' has six letters, and I pick up things.
What am I?"

One student responded with "Mother."
 
 


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