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9.22.2005

[ funny jokes ] Overheard At the Hospital



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At The Hospital

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each
other outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little
nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done
when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give
you lots of Jell-o and ice cream. It's a breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A circumcision."

"Whoa!", the second kid replies. "Good luck buddy. I had that done when
I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."
 
 
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9.20.2005

[ funny jokes ] It's gettin' so you can't eat anything...

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A doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa, Florida. "The material we
put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here,
years ago.

Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is
loaded with MSG."

He continued, "High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes
the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all, and we all have,
or eventually will have, eaten it.

Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and
suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised
his hand, and softly said,

"Wedding Cake."

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A very elderly gentleman (mid-nineties), very well dressed,
hair well groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel,
smelling slightly of a good after-shave, presenting a
well-looked-after image, walks into an upscale cocktail
lounge.

Seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady (mid-eighties).
The gentleman walks over, sits along side of her, orders a
drink, takes a sip, turns to her, and says, "So tell me, do
I come here often?"
 
 
 
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A very small female janitor (4'10", 90 pounds) worked
at an amusement park and was told to go out and sweep
up the grounds.
As she was getting ready to head out to clean up, her
super-visor noticed her putting rocks in her pockets.
When asked what she was doing, she pointed out that it
was so windy out she was afraid of getting knocked
over by the wind.

'So,' she said, 'now I weigh me down to sweep.'

 
 
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During a Christian conference, Jay worked late on the
presentation slides to lead the participants in singing.

Because the "d" and "f" keys are next to each other on the
keyboard, a mistake can easily be made and spell checkers do
not catch the wrong word in context.

The following morning as the service was occurring, the
participants began singing according to the slides.

"Lord you are more precious than silver. Lord you are more
costly than..." and everyone broke into laughter.

The slide said "Lord you are more costly than GOLF."
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