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10.28.2005

[ funny jokes ] New procedure



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A family was on its way to the hospital where the
16-year-old daughter was scheduled to undergo a
tonsillectomy. During the ride, the teenager and her parents
talked about how the procedure would be performed.

"Dad," the teenager asked, "how are they going to keep my
mouth open during the surgery?"

Without hesitation, he said, "They're going to give you a
phone."
 
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10.26.2005

[ funny jokes ] Perfect Matches



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1. He's a chiropractor, and she is a pain in the neck.

2. He's a funny old goat, and she's a great kidder.

3. He doesn't have a dollar, and she has no sense.

4. He sells balloons for a living, and she's full of hot
air.

5. He's bow-legged, and she's as straight as an arrow.

6. She's a math teacher, and he's a guy with a lot of
problems.
 
 
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10.25.2005

[ funny jokes ] Wild Ride



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Wild Ride!
 
On my four-year-old daughter's first trip to Disneyland, she
couldn't wait to get on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. As the car
zoomed through the crazy rooms, into the path of a speeding
train, and through walls that fell away at the last second,
she clutched the little steering wheel in front of her.

When the ride was over, she said to me a little shakily,
"Next time, you drive. I didn't know where I was going!"
 
 
 
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