[ funny jokes ] 9 Blondes Christmas shopping

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In our town we have a regional mall that is two stories tall
with an escalator. There was a near tragedy the day before
yesterday when there was a power outage in the area, and
nine blondes were stuck on the escalator for almost five
hours.

 

 

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wild rabbit

A wild rabbit got caught and was taken to a laboratory. While he was in there he befriended a rabbit that had been in the lab since the day he was born.

Anyway, one evening the wild rabbit noticed that his cage hadn't been properly closed, and decided to make a break for freedom. He asked the lab rabbit if he would like to join him. The lab rabbit was unsure, as he had never been outside the lab. However, the wild rabbit finally convinced him to try it.

Once they were free, the wild rabbit said, "I'll show you the number three best field." and took the lab rabbit to a field full of lettuce.
After they had eaten their fill, the wild rabbit said, "Now I'll show you the number two best field." and took the lab rabbit to a field full of carrots.

After they had eaten their fill, the wild rabbit said, "Now I'll show you the number one best field." and took the lab rabbit to a warren full of female bunnies. It was heaven, non-stop bonking most of the evening.

As dawn was beginning to break, the lab rabbit announced that he would have to be getting back to the lab.

"Why?" said the wild rabbit? "I've shown you the number three best field with the lettuce, the number two best field with the carrots, and the number one best field with the bonking. Why do you want to go back to the lab?"

The lab rabbit replied "I can't help it - I'm dying for a cigarette!"


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