Funny Jokes - New Years Resolutions That You Can Really Keep...
Funny Jokes - New Years Resolutions That You Can Really Keep ...
Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year
that you never keep? Why not promise to do something you
can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you
can use as a starting point:
1. Gain weight.
2. Stop exercising.
3. Read less.
4. Watch more TV.
5. Procrastinate more.
6. Open and use even more charge accounts.
7. Subscribe to more eMail lists.
8. Spend more time at work.
9. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
10. Start being superstitious.
Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year
that you never keep? Why not promise to do something you
can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you
can use as a starting point:
1. Gain weight.
2. Stop exercising.
3. Read less.
4. Watch more TV.
5. Procrastinate more.
6. Open and use even more charge accounts.
7. Subscribe to more eMail lists.
8. Spend more time at work.
9. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
10. Start being superstitious.
1 Comments:
okay i love this joke sight its really funny i am going to tell all my friends and they will laugh so hard they might even peee there pants!!
-from kayla werner
i have myspace request me at www.myspace.com/carebears1237
THANKS
By kayla, at 7:42 PM
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