Funny Jokes - Old Age Jokes

Funny Jokes - Old Age Jokes

I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

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One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is
such a nice change from being young.

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Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

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Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald,
they don't recognize you.

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If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to
laugh at when you are old.

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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to
pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down.

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Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was
called witchcraft... Today, it's called golf.