Funny Jokes - Teacher Jokes

Funny Jokes - Teacher Jokes

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is.....
TEACHER: No, Ellen.. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right.... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
JOHNNY: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
time


TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I do'nt have to, my Mom is a good cook.


TEACHER: Desmond your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No teacher, it's the same dog!