Funny Jokes - Weight Loss Pills
I recently went to the doctor for a check-up, he checked me out thoroughly doing various tests, etc. He then went back to his table and sat down.
"I'm prescribing these pills for you," he then said, scribbling some weird name on the prescription pad,
"I don't want you to swallow them. Just spill them on the floor twice a day and pick them up, one at a time."