"I'd like to share with you tonight my ideas, my dreams; my proposals and costs to be borne by future presidents and future generations."
"My fellow 'Murkins, not only do 90% of Amercians have jobs in our improving economy, a great many of them have more than one job. So, those that suggest we're losing jobs are just ill-informed and unpatriotic."
"Tonight in my State of Baseball Address, I call on team owners, union representatives, coaches, and players to take the lead, to send the right signal, to get tough, and to get rid of steroids now. We must not let the terrrrists pollute our precious bodily fluids."
"As a great president once said, 'Ask not what your president can do for you, but what you can do for him'."