Funny Jokes - Osama Bin Laden hiding place

Funny Jokes - Osama Bin Laden hiding place

Pentagon officials believe they have been unable to locate Osama Bin Laden because he found a place to hide out where:

(1) It is easy to get in if you have money and connections.

(2) No one will recognize or remember you.

(3) No one will realize that you have disappeared.

(4) No one keeps any records of your comings and goings.

(5) There's free dental care when you need it.

(5) You have no obligations or responsibilities.

(6) You can continue to hide from the war and let the common soldier do all the bleeding.


Pentagon analysts are still puzzled, however, as to how Osama Bin Laden found out about the Texas Air National Guard in the first place.

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