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5.29.2006

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He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker fore-bears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them.
- James Reston (about Richard Nixon)

In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.
- Charles, Count Talleyrand

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.
- Forrest Tucker

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
- Mark Twain

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- Mark Twain

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
- Mae West

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