Funny Jokes - Gaverment Jokes - Government Cows

Funny Jokes - Gaverment Jokes - Government Cows

You have two cows.

Your rich neighbor has ten thousand cows. In an election year, he gives two of those cows to his congressman. He gives two each to his senators, and each member of his family gives two cows to the president's re-election campaign.

The following April, the government comes and takes one of your cows, and gives it to your rich neighbor.

In February, your other cow dies because someone dumped industrial waste in the aquifer. You can't sue, though, because a "no lawsuits over dead cows" clause was recently added to an omnibus appropriations bill.

The state comes and asks for your cow, because its budget is in shambles. You don't have any cows anymore. The state takes your house.

While walking to the homeless shelter, you notice your rich neighbor putting his cows in semi- trucks. "Where are these cows going?" you ask a driver.

"Can't say," he replies. "It's a matter of national security."

"Seriously?" you ask, incredulous.

"Nah, just joshin' you," he says. "These here are being shipped off to an overseas cow shelter. He's tired of giving his cows to the government."