Funny Jokes - A Golfers' Handbook.....

Funny Jokes - A Golfers' Handbook.....


Just in time for golf season!!!

I've been reading a great new book. If you would like to borrow it just let me know. It's called the "Useful Golf Book".

It contains some really good articles such as:

How to Line Up Your Fourth Putt;

How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee;

How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in the bunker;

How to get more distance off the shank;

Using your shadow on the greens to maximize earnings;

Proper etiquette when you are playing with a complete jerk;

Crying and how to handle it;

How to rationalize a 7 hour round;

How to find that ball that everyone else saw go in the water;

Why your wife no longer cares that you birdied the 4th;

How to let a foursome play through your 2-some without getting embarrassed;

How to relax when you're hitting five off the tee;

When to suggest swing corrections to your opponent;

God and the meaning of the double bogey.


Now working on the book's sequel, "When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever".