Funny Jokes - Thanks for the email
Funny Jokes - Thanks for the email
THANKS FOR THE CHAIN LETTERS AND OTHER "INFORMATIONAL" EMAILS
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that
it's good for removing toilet stains.
* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting
on a needle infected with AIDS.
* I smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants
because they cause cancer.
* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other
place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks
for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume
sample and try to rob me.
* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that
they ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a
phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore
and Tokyo.
* I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the
estrogens they contain may turn me gay.
* I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers
because they are nothing other than horrible mutant
freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in
a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big
Macs.
* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for
fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and
urine.
* I think I'm turning gay because when I go to
parties, I don't look at any girl no matter how hot
she is, for fear that she will take my kidneys
and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce
account. A sick girl that was about to die in the
hospital about 7,000 times. Funny that girl,
she's been 7 since 1993...
* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made
expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were
supposed to send me when I participated in their
special e-mail program.
* My Ericcson phone never arrived and neither did the
passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.
* But I am positive that all this is the cause of a
stinking chain that I broke or forgot to follow and I
got a curse from hell.
IMPORTANT NOTE: If you don't send this e-mail to at
least 1200 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will
crap on you today at 7pm.
THANKS FOR THE CHAIN LETTERS AND OTHER "INFORMATIONAL" EMAILS
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that
it's good for removing toilet stains.
* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting
on a needle infected with AIDS.
* I smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants
because they cause cancer.
* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other
place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks
for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume
sample and try to rob me.
* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that
they ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a
phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore
and Tokyo.
* I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the
estrogens they contain may turn me gay.
* I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers
because they are nothing other than horrible mutant
freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in
a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big
Macs.
* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for
fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and
urine.
* I think I'm turning gay because when I go to
parties, I don't look at any girl no matter how hot
she is, for fear that she will take my kidneys
and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce
account. A sick girl that was about to die in the
hospital about 7,000 times. Funny that girl,
she's been 7 since 1993...
* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made
expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were
supposed to send me when I participated in their
special e-mail program.
* My Ericcson phone never arrived and neither did the
passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.
* But I am positive that all this is the cause of a
stinking chain that I broke or forgot to follow and I
got a curse from hell.
IMPORTANT NOTE: If you don't send this e-mail to at
least 1200 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will
crap on you today at 7pm.
Funny Jokes
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