Dogs And Computers -- Similar?

Dogs And Computers -- Similar?

* Favorite Food
Dogs: kibbles
Computers: bits

* After destruction of personal property
D: dog not found
C: file not found

* Favorite trick
D: roll over
C: play dead

* Comic-page hero
D: Dogbert
C: Dilbert

* Widely ignored government mandate
D: leash law
C: Communications Decency Act

* Waste disposal tool
D: pooper-scooper
C: uninstaller (necessary only on Win-tel machines!)

* Method of marking territory
D: lifting leg
C: "Designed for Windows 2000"

* Unique behavior
D: lick and drag
C: click-and-drag

* Estimated lifespan
D: 12 years
C: 12 months