A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right
breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, Ma'am, are you
aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why,
"Because your breast is hanging out." He says. She looks down and says,
"OH MY God, I left the baby on the bus again!"
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I
get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down
the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind
the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his
flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned
on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"