Funny Jokes - How Much?
Funny Jokes - How Much?
Three people arrive at the pearly gates and St. Peter greets them.
"You may all enter the kingdom of heaven, but you must tell me
how much your salary was per year when you died."
He turned to the first man. "Your salary?"
"Three million," said the man.
"Really?" said St. Peter. "What did you do for a living?"
"I was CEO of an internet startup company before it tanked."
"Hmm...go on in," said St. Peter. "And your salary?" he said to the
next man.
"$120,000," replied the man.
"And what did you do?"
"I was an architect."
"Okay, go on in," said St. Peter. The second man went in and St. Peter
turned to the third man. "And your salary?"
"$9,000," said the third man.
"Really?" said St. Peter. "What instrument did you play?"
Three people arrive at the pearly gates and St. Peter greets them.
"You may all enter the kingdom of heaven, but you must tell me
how much your salary was per year when you died."
He turned to the first man. "Your salary?"
"Three million," said the man.
"Really?" said St. Peter. "What did you do for a living?"
"I was CEO of an internet startup company before it tanked."
"Hmm...go on in," said St. Peter. "And your salary?" he said to the
next man.
"$120,000," replied the man.
"And what did you do?"
"I was an architect."
"Okay, go on in," said St. Peter. The second man went in and St. Peter
turned to the third man. "And your salary?"
"$9,000," said the third man.
"Really?" said St. Peter. "What instrument did you play?"

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