Funny Jokes - Income Tax Jokes
Funny Jokes - Income Tax Jokes
April 15th in the U.S.A..... TAXES DUE!!
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The IRS makes mistakes; taxpayers are negligent.
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George Washington never told a lie...
But then, he never had to file a Form 1040.
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America is the land of opportunity.
Everybody can become a taxpayer.
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If you want to foil the IRS computer,
fill out your 1040 form using Roman numerals.
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The attitude of Congress toward hidden taxes is
not to do away with them, but to hide them better.
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Q: What is the difference between a terrorist and a tax inspector?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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The income tax forms have been simplified beyond all understanding.
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It's too bad for the middle income person. They earn too much
to avoid paying taxes and make too little to afford paying them.
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It's strange how a person with no sense of humor can
come up with such funny answers on his/her tax return.
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Regardless of who wins the election, they
have to raise taxes to pay for the damage.
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Unquestionably, there is progress everywhere. The average
American now pays out as much in taxes as he once received
in wages.
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Another American invention: the permanent Temporary Tax.
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The meek may inherit the earth, but probably just in time
to see it sold for taxes.
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Of course you can't take it with you... and with high taxes,
lawyer's fees, and funeral expenses you can't leave it behind
either.
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The best things in life are still free, but
tax experts are working overtime on the problem.
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There's a new "tax cocktail" on the market...
Two drinks and you withhold nothing.
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I know a man who says he's going to invest his money
in taxes - it's the only sure thing to go up.
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What would a tax form be without rhetorical questions?
April 15th in the U.S.A..... TAXES DUE!!
------------------------
The IRS makes mistakes; taxpayers are negligent.
------------------------
George Washington never told a lie...
But then, he never had to file a Form 1040.
------------------------
America is the land of opportunity.
Everybody can become a taxpayer.
------------------------
If you want to foil the IRS computer,
fill out your 1040 form using Roman numerals.
------------------------
The attitude of Congress toward hidden taxes is
not to do away with them, but to hide them better.
------------------------
Q: What is the difference between a terrorist and a tax inspector?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
------------------------
The income tax forms have been simplified beyond all understanding.
------------------------
It's too bad for the middle income person. They earn too much
to avoid paying taxes and make too little to afford paying them.
------------------------
It's strange how a person with no sense of humor can
come up with such funny answers on his/her tax return.
------------------------
Regardless of who wins the election, they
have to raise taxes to pay for the damage.
------------------------
Unquestionably, there is progress everywhere. The average
American now pays out as much in taxes as he once received
in wages.
------------------------
Another American invention: the permanent Temporary Tax.
------------------------
The meek may inherit the earth, but probably just in time
to see it sold for taxes.
------------------------
Of course you can't take it with you... and with high taxes,
lawyer's fees, and funeral expenses you can't leave it behind
either.
------------------------
The best things in life are still free, but
tax experts are working overtime on the problem.
------------------------
There's a new "tax cocktail" on the market...
Two drinks and you withhold nothing.
------------------------
I know a man who says he's going to invest his money
in taxes - it's the only sure thing to go up.
****************
What would a tax form be without rhetorical questions?
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