Funny Jokes - NASCAR Wine Tasting

Funny Jokes - NASCAR Wine Tasting

The Top 8 Signs You're at a NASCAR Wine Tasting...

8. Everyone dumps a little wine on the ground and says "Good Ol' Number 3" whenever Dale Earnhardt is mentioned.

7. For slower drinking, the glasses have restrictor plates.

6. You won the raffle and scored the only, and highly coveted bottle of Chateau Talladega 96 octane.

5. The winning wine this week is the #3 bottle, sponsored by Tide, Miller Light, NAPA Auto Parts and Rogaine.

4. "The corkscrew was working really well today, but then Billy bumped me while I was trying to open the Merlot, but that's just wine tasting."

3. The winning Oklahoma vintner swears that 10W30 means "bottled on October 30."

2. Later in the day, you see 30 cars weaving around the track at ten miles an hour with their left blinkers on.

And the #1 Sign You're at a NASCAR Wine Tasting...

1. No one's really interested in the wine -- they're all just waiting to see someone drop a bottle!