Funny Jokes - Real Ads

Funny Jokes - Real Ads

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~Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

~Stock up and save. Limit: one.

~Semi-annual After-Christmas sale.

~3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

~Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

~For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

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~Great dames for sale.

~Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

~Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

~Vacation special: have your home exterminated.

~Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.







Fourth of July Quotes
Fourth of July Quotes
Fourth of July Quotes