Funny Jokes - What Causes It?

Funny Jokes - What Causes It?

A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next
to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered
with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out
of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the disheveled guy turned to the priest and
asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"

Thinking to use the opportunity to teach the man a lesson, the
priest replied, "Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with
cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your
fellow man."

"Well I'll be damned." the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and
apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong.
How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have it, Father, but I was just reading here that the
Pope does."