Marriage Jokes - Funny Jokes

Marriage Jokes - Funny Jokes

When you see a married man open the car door for his wife, one of two things is true; either the car is new, or the wife.

Before you marry, a man will stay awake all night thinking about something you said; after you marry, he'll fall asleep before you finish.

Getting married is grand; getting un-married, about a hundred grand.

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, a good cook, economical, and great in bed; but by law, you can only have one.

A man is not complete until he's married; then he's finished