Why My Dog Doesn't Use My Computer
Why My Dog Doesn't Use My Computer
1. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh ;pa3wds
( Too hard to type with paws)
2. "Sit" and "stay" were hard enough; "delete" and "save"
are out of the question.
3. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.
4. Carpal Paw Syndrome.
5. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway he's browsing
(www.purina.com)
6. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
7. Can't help attacking the screen when he hears,
"you've got mail".
8. Too messy to mark every Web site he visits.
9. Fetch command not available on all platforms.
10. Can't stick his head out of Windows 2000.
1. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh ;pa3wds
( Too hard to type with paws)
2. "Sit" and "stay" were hard enough; "delete" and "save"
are out of the question.
3. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.
4. Carpal Paw Syndrome.
5. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway he's browsing
(www.purina.com)
6. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
7. Can't help attacking the screen when he hears,
"you've got mail".
8. Too messy to mark every Web site he visits.
9. Fetch command not available on all platforms.
10. Can't stick his head out of Windows 2000.
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