AS THE FAMILY GROWS

AS THE FAMILY GROWS
FEELING THE BABY MOVE
First Child: I placed my hand on my wives tummy every chance I could for two
months waiting for that first time when I could feel the baby move. Hours
upon hours I waited until that magic moment when, I felt this little
movement. We called all of our relatives to tell them about the blessed
experience.

Second Child: When it first happened, my wife called me at the office. I
quickly ran home and felt the baby move. We included the experience in our
entire letter to our family.

Third Child: She told me the baby moved. I told her I would check it during
the next commercial break. I missed out because her mother called on the
telephone so I went on watching Monday night football. By the end of the
third quarter, I finally felt the baby move.

Fourth Child: We were in bed and I was trying to sleep. I turned to her and
said "Can't you make your tummy stay still? I'm trying to sleep." When it
became clear that the baby would be jumping around for a while, we called
the pizza man for a delivery.

THE TRIP TO THE HOSPITAL
First Child: Every time we felt the slightest Braxton-Hicks contraction, we
rushed to the hospital. I would carry my wife to the car and lay her down in
the back seat surrounded by pillows.

Second Child: We timed the contractions. By the time she had three in thirty
minutes we rushed to the hospital. She sat in the front seat, with it leaned
back and a pillow behind her head and another at her feet.

Third Child: I came home from the office as soon as she started having
regular contractions. When they were five minutes apart and hard, we went to
the hospital. I gave her a pillow to hold along the way.

Fourth Child: When she called me at the office and told me that she was
having contractions hard and five minutes apart, I told her to drive to the
hospital. I would meet her there as soon as I finished the set of
correspondence I was working on. I reminded her not to forget the pillows.

THE FIRST STEP
First Child: My wife grabbed the camera. I grabbed the Video Camera. My wife
took four rolls of film. We immediately ran out to the one-hour developing
place and had all four rolls developed with double prints. We had the best
picture blown up to 24" X 36" framed. We hung it up the entry hall. I had a
professional studio turn the four hours of video I taped into a one-hour
documentary complete with voice-over by a local anchorman.

Second Child: We took one roll of film and five minutes worth of video. The
next day we took the film and had it developed by a twenty-four hour
developing center. I took the best picture and put it into my wallet.

Third Child: We couldn't find the video camera and we only had five shots
left on the roll of film. We took all five shots but I don't remember if we
ever got the roll developed.

Fourth Child: I quickly got up and grabbed the camera. I placed it up high
so the child wouldn't grab it.

FIRST TIME THE CHILD FALLS AND GETS A CUT
First Child: My wife and I frantically ran over to the child. We swept him
up and rushed him to the emergency room. No stitches were needed but we
spent the night with him in his room just in case the bleeding started
again.

Second Child: We walked over to her, picked her up and quickly bandaged her
up. We spent the next two hours rocking her in the living room to comfort
the pain.

Third Child: I told my wife that if he was still crying in a couple of
minutes, we should go over and make sure he isn't hurt too badly. When he
didn't stop crying, we bandaged up the cut and laid him in his bed for a
while but we went on about our business.

Fourth Child: We told the child that if she were still bleeding in a few
minutes to come over here and we would see what we could do. When the child
came walking up to the door, we told her to stay outside because we didn't
want her bleeding on the carpet.

PACIFIER FALLS ON FLOOR
First Child: Mother picks it up, runs to the kitchen and disinfects it by
boiling in water for ten minutes. Then, after it cools down for ten minutes,
she gives it back to child.

Second Child: Mother picks it up, washes it off in hot water, blows on it to
cool it down, and gives it back to the child.

Third Child: Mother picks it up, licks it off, and gives it back to the
child.

Fourth child: Dog picks it up and licks it off. Mother gives it back to the
child.