Dear Diary,

Dear Diary,

I felt like my body had got totally out of shape, so following my
doctor's advice, I joined a fitness club and start exercising. I
decided to start with an aerobics class for seniors.

I bent, twisted, laid down, got up, gyrated, jumped up and down, pulled
up, looked down, and perspired for an hour.

But, by the time my leotards were finally on, the class was over.