Q: How are a grocery sack and Michael Jackson different?
A: One is made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with. The other is used to store groceries.
Q: Whats the best part of 28-year olds for Michael Jackson?
A: That there are 20 of them.
Janet Jackson was pulled over by the police. Her right headlight was out.
Q: What are they going to do if they catch Michael Jackson with another 8-year old boy?
A: Give him his own parish.
Victoria's Secret is having a Janet Jackson Spring sale: All bras are half off.
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