Funny Jokes - LETTER TO A MOTHER

Funny Jokes - LETTER TO A MOTHER

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed.With
the worst premonition, she reads it with trembling hands:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with
my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his
piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But is not only that mom,
I'm
pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the
woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my
dreams.
I've learned that marihuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it
for
us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and
ecstasies
we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS
cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15
years
old now and I know how to take care of myself.
Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren. Your daughter,
Judith
PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to
show
you that there are worst things in life than the school's report card
that's
in my desk's drawer...I love you!