Pick-up Lines

Pick-up Lines

The Sunday Times (UK) reports that a British comedian, Marc Blake, has
become teaching Britain's lovelorn men how to be funny when chatting up
women. Excerpts:

Five Best chat-up lines:

* I've run out of Viagra, can I use you?

* Try me once and what have you wasted? Six hours of your life. More if
we went for foreplay. (Only six hours?? My record is 10 hours and 33
minutes. 3 minutes of action followed by 10 and half hour of sleep -
MM)

* I want you to have my children... They're in the car outside.

* I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

* I've been trying to talk to you for ages. No, I still can't do it.

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Five worst chat-up lines:

* Are we related? Do you want to be?

* Here I am. What are your other two wishes?

* Wow, look at those puppies!

* Hi. You'll do.

* Bond. James Bond.