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DIFFERENT MEANINGS TO THE WORDS

DIFFERENT MEANINGS TO THE WORDS

Abdicate - V. to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

Balderdash - v. a rapidly receding hair line.

Bustard - n. a very rude bus driver.

Coffee - n. a person who is coughed upon.

Flabbergasted - adj. appalled over how much weight you have gained.

Flatulence - n. the emergency vehicle that picks up after you are run over by a steamroller.

Lymph - v. to walk with a lisp.

Negligent - adj. describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in a nightie.

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