DIFFERENT MEANINGS TO THE WORDS
DIFFERENT MEANINGS TO THE WORDS
Abdicate - V. to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Balderdash - v. a rapidly receding hair line.
Bustard - n. a very rude bus driver.
Coffee - n. a person who is coughed upon.
Flabbergasted - adj. appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Flatulence - n. the emergency vehicle that picks up after you are run over by a steamroller.
Lymph - v. to walk with a lisp.
Negligent - adj. describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in a nightie.
Abdicate - V. to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Balderdash - v. a rapidly receding hair line.
Bustard - n. a very rude bus driver.
Coffee - n. a person who is coughed upon.
Flabbergasted - adj. appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Flatulence - n. the emergency vehicle that picks up after you are run over by a steamroller.
Lymph - v. to walk with a lisp.
Negligent - adj. describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in a nightie.
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