Funny Jokes - Relationships - It all depends on your major!

Relationships

It all depends on your major!

PSYCHOLOGY - Girl accuses guy of just using her as a substitute for
his Mother.

SOCIOLOGY - Each claims to have been oppressed in the relationship.

ARCHAEOLOGY - One tries to bury the past, and accuses the other of
trying to dig it up.

THEATRE - "OH! Life is... ENDED... as we KNOW it!"

BIOLOGY - "You just wanted to get in my genes!"

PHYSICS - Both resign themselves to the fact that what goes up must
come down.

JOURNALISM - "Today was the end of an era. Jack, 19, and Jill, 18,
called an end to their relationship of 2 weeks..."

WOMEN'S STUDIES - "HE did it!"

BUSINESS - Both decide that they're spending way too much money
together, and that it's simply cheaper to be single.

HISTORY - Each party gets "historical" and argues the breakup was
caused by something the other party did in the past.

GEOGRAPHY - Both people decide to simply move far away to avoid each
other.

ANATOMY - "I never liked your body anyway."

ECONOMICS - Each party demands more than the other can supply.

MATHEMATICS - He felt she was too negative and she found him to be
irrational .

PHYSICAL EDUCATION - "It just didn't work-out."

POLITICAL SCIENCE - She discovered he had a mandate.

MUSIC - He felt her organ play was uninspired.

ART - Their break-up was not a pretty picture.

ACCOUNTING - Their time alone was too taxing.

CHEMISTRY - There was no solution to their problems.

EDUCATION - He failed to learn a lesson.

ZOOLOGY - "He/she is a pig!"