TROUBLE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH
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TROUBLE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH
An orchestra was performing Beethoven's Ninth Symphony. There is a long stretch in the symphony where the basses don't have anything to do. So they were allowed to go backstage during this time. When they got backstage, one suggested that they go to a bar across the street. After a couple beers, one player said they should go back. But another player said that he had tied a string around the last few pages of the conductor's score. That way, they would have a little extra time. Finally, after a couple more drinks, the bass players went back to the symphony. But they could tell right away that they were in trouble. It was the bottom of the Ninth, the basses were loaded and the score was tied.
TROUBLE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH
An orchestra was performing Beethoven's Ninth Symphony. There is a long stretch in the symphony where the basses don't have anything to do. So they were allowed to go backstage during this time. When they got backstage, one suggested that they go to a bar across the street. After a couple beers, one player said they should go back. But another player said that he had tied a string around the last few pages of the conductor's score. That way, they would have a little extra time. Finally, after a couple more drinks, the bass players went back to the symphony. But they could tell right away that they were in trouble. It was the bottom of the Ninth, the basses were loaded and the score was tied.

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