The neighbor's kid started to work at a local burger joint on a Saturday and therefore received his first paycheck that Saturday night, just so he would not be out of sync with the other workers. "Wow, look at this!" he shouted, waving his paycheck around for everybody in the family to see Ninety-seven fifty-six. Ninety-seven fifty-six.
Ninety-seven fifty-six! And for just one day! I'm gonna be rich."
"Lemme see that," said he dad. "Ah, son, that's the CHECK NUMBER!"