Yes, honestly, its true.
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.
It's devoured her, completely.
The thought just makes me squirm.
Maybe she's caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind.
I've even used the Internet.
But, nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Jeeves;
My searches to refine.
The reply, from him, was negative;
Not a thing was found 'online'.
So, if, inside your 'In Box',
My Grandma you should see ~
Please 'Scan', 'Copy', and 'Paste' her
In an e-mail back to me.
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