De frog and de snake

De frog and de snake

Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an' he done run outa
night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit a big
frog in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he decided
to steal dat froggie.

Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin so he had to be real
careful or he'd get bit. He snuk up behine de snake and grabbed him roun de
haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrapped hisself
roun Boudreaux's arm try'n to get hisself free. But Boudreaux, him, had a
real good grip on his haid, yeh.

Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his
bait can. Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna
bite him good, but he had a plan.

He reach into de back pocket of his bib overhauls and pulls out a pint
a moonshine likker. He pour some drops into de snake's mouf. Well, dat
snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and his body go limp.

Wit dat Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou. Den he goes back to
fishin'. A while later Boudreaux dun feel
sumpin tappin' on his barefoot toe.

He slowly look down and dare dat water moccasin was

........wit' two more frogs.

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