Funny Jokes and Humor - Giving the bird

Giving the bird

I was driving home from work when, out of nowhere, a bird
slammed into my windshield. The poor creature got its wing
stuck under the windshield wiper, so I tried to get it loose
by turning on the switch. On the first upswing of the
wiper, the bird flew off, slamming into the windshield of
the police car behind me.

Immediately, the cop pulled me over. He walked up and told
me he saw what happened. "I'm going to have to write you
up," he said, "for flipping me the bird."