Funny Jokes - Parrot

So there's this magician working on a small cruise
ship. He's been
doing his routines every night for a year or two
now. The audiences
appreciate him, and they change over often enough
that he doesn't have
to worry too much about new tricks. However, there's
this parrot who
sits in the back row and watches him night after
night, year after
year. Finally, the parrot figures out how the tricks
work and starts
giving it away for the audience. For example, when
the magician makes
a bouquet of flowers disappear, the parrot squawks
"Behind his back!
Behind his back!" Well, the magician get really
annoyed at this, but
he doesn't know what to do. The parrot belongs to
the Captain, so he
can't just kill it.
One day, the ship springs a leak and sinks. The
magician manages to
swim to a plank of wood floating by and grabs on.
The parrot is
sitting on the other end of the plank. The just
stare at each other
and drift. They drift for 3 days and still don't
speak. On the morning
of the fourth day, the parrot looks over at the
magician and
says: "OK, I give up. Where did you hide the ship?"