Funny Jokes - Wedding Dress

When my sister Andrea got married, she asked to wear my mother's
wedding dress. The day she tried it on for the first time I was
sitting with Mother in the living room as Andrea descended the stairs.
The gown was a perfect fit on her petite frame. Mother's eyes welled
with tears. I put my arm around her.

"You're not losing a daughter," I reminded her in time-honored
fashion. "You're gaining a son."

"Oh, forget about that!" she said with a sob. "I used to fit into that dress!"